It’s that time again. Time for confessions of all things you did NOT (really did) do this past week. This wonderful little (not so much) group therapy session was created by the fantastic MckMama.
To play along with us write a post about all the things you “didn’t” do this week then go to My Charming Kids and add your name to Mr. Linky at the bottom of her “Not Me Monday” post. Come on you know you’re just dying to fess up.
* I did NOT have to lift my doggies up the porch steps when their little bodies froze from the subzero temperatures we had on Thursday night.
* I did NOT invite my completely outside doggy inside on the night it was 9 degrees below zero out of the goodness of my heart only to have him show his appreciation by hiking his leg on my dining room table and go potty. I did NOT immediately send him back outside to spend the night on his heating pad on the front porch.
* I did NOT crack up and point and laugh (because it makes her mad) at my favorite pug when she spent 5 minutes turning in circles just to find the perfect spot in the yard to go poopy.
* I did NOT learn that my sister in law rides her 4-wheeler around her neighborhood in a sundress without panties. Every person in her neighborhood does NOT know what her tushy looks like.
* This does NOT crack me up, or my Mom, or my Dad, or my Brother, etc. etc. etc.
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OMGosh, your post was hilarious. I am still lauging about the 4 wheeler. Too funny!
That is one self-confident sis-in-law!
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Blessings!
She’s brave! Plus I don’t think I laughed a little
Have a great week!
LOL..
wow..she’s one brave sis in law..
I would have sent my dog back outside too! I am cracking up about your sis in law…that is absolutely hilarious.
liz
Reading this post made me cold!
Our schnauzer does the same 5-minute circling to find the “perfect” spot!! That’s hilarious! Glad it’s not just our dog that does it! I thought it was some kind of tick…
Kimber, Another great not me monday yet again. I was laughing so much at the one about you lifting your dogs up the stairs because they were so cold
Kimber,
Thanks for the great laughs and for visiting my blog. Hope to hear from you again soon.
Brandy
OH MY at the four wheeler! I’m happy our cold spell only takes us down to the 30′s at the lowest! Great Post!